Seven-year-old ghetto kid: This is the Earth, yo! –Earth Science Hall, Museum of Natural History Dad to seven-year-old son: If you’re gonna steal somethin’, you gotta steal somethin’ you can sell. –Museum of Natural History gift shop Overheard by: rufus Cowboy squinting at museum pamphlet with wife and kids: The Big… Bang? What’s that? –Museum of Natural History Child passing the Australopithecus couple: Look, Ma! It’s like you and Dad on your honeymoon! –Museum of Natural History Overheard by: Dottie Employee: Welcome to the Hayden Planetarium. Please turn off your cell phones, digital cameras, and small children. –Museum of Natural History Mother: Stop screaming! They can’t hear you! –Museum of Natural History