With Age Comes Wednesday One-Liners

Old lady looking at Underworld: Man, that Kate Beckinsale is really hot. I would so do her.

--Public Library

Overheard by: Robyn

Old lady: No, man, I ain't doin' no E! I ain't done no E in years!

--86th & Lex

Old lady with cane grumbling to self about jaywalker: Did you see that? He almost got hit by that cab. Too bad -- he deserved to die!

--Outside Sarge's, 36th & 3rd

Overheard by: Goofa Sutra Yogini

Old man: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Pie.

--Brighton Beach

Old black lady on pay phone: 'Do me up the butt'? No, no, honey. That is not the proper way to address a girl.

--96th & Broadway

Overheard by: davees

Old man: What we need in America is more nappy-headed black women on television. That's what we need to fight for.

--Union Square

Overheard by: Holly Kaye