Old lady looking at Underworld: Man, that Kate Beckinsale is really hot. I would so do her. –Public Library Overheard by: Robyn Old lady: No, man, I ain’t doin’ no E! I ain’t done no E in years! –86th & Lex Old lady with cane grumbling to self about jaywalker: Did you see that? He almost got hit by that cab. Too bad — he deserved to die! –Outside Sarge’s, 36th & 3rd Overheard by: Goofa Sutra Yogini Old man: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways… Pie. –Brighton Beach Old black lady on pay phone: ‘Do me up the butt’? No, no, honey. That is not the proper way to address a girl. –96th & Broadway Overheard by: davees Old man: What we need in America is more nappy-headed black women on television. That’s what we need to fight for. –Union Square Overheard by: Holly Kaye