Lady: Okay, it’s been 80 minutes. That means one of us has to go pee. –The Factory, Christopher St Man: Shit! Why isn’t this moving faster? I need to take a piss. Of course I can’t just take a piss right here, ’cause I need to be all proper and shit. –1 train Cute 20-ish foreign guy to lady friend: … And then I got peed on. I got peed on — on my face! I wanna get peed on again. –Bleecker, between MacDougal & 6th Ave Overheard by: WTF Mate Girl: Have you ever had to pee so bad that you get, like, high? –9th & 7th Loud chick on cell: I know, girl. That’s what I told her — he stays peeing on her and giving her mad STDs. –B46 bus, Eastern Pkwy, Brooklyn Hardhat: I gotta go pee. Somebody kick me in the balls! –Chambers St station Overheard by: Cat Chick in stall: This is our first pee in New York City! –Restroom, Virgin Megastore Overheard by: it was mine too.