Wednesday One-Liners in Cat Eye Glasses

Hipster girl to hipster guy: ... And it's like, he cums on me and it's like it doesn't even mean anything!

--L train platform, Union Square

Overheard by: Ht-hrw

Hipster: You know, 'bedbugs' is just a classy name for crabs.

--7th & Ave A

Hipster: I better not be a virgin by the time I get home.

--14th St & Union Square South

Overheard by: Almost Tourist

Hipster girl: So, I took ecstasy yesterday, and I was playing a lot of flute.

--Outside The Slaughtered Lamb

Overheard by: bonzo

Hipster girl to friends: My mother thought I was a virgin until I told her that I'd had an abortion.

--120th & Amsterdam

Hipster: Well, I can't help it if their tits shrivel up into tiny raisins!

--Montrose stop

Overheard by: big baby

Hipster chick: So, all my guy friends are really into her! There's just something about her that really turns guys on, and it's not just because she's blind.

--Columbus Circle