Yo, It's Wednesday One-Liners, You Know What I'm Sayin'?

Beefy Italian guy on cell: He's got an equal opportunity to go fuck himself!

--3rd St & Ave A

Overheard by: Liz A.

Italian chick: My brother got so many velours -- he got more velours than the stores!

--Staten Island Ferry

Cranky Italian: No, no, no! That's my problem with this city! They never give you a full glass of wine!

--Midtown

Italian guy to four friends: No. Fuck you, motherfucker! I used it in a sentence -- you define it!

--Spring & Mott

Overheard by: Douglas A. Cheesman II

Italian hardhat: Yo, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I found a girl with a little class, a little self-respect, that she's not banging me two days after she knows me. I'm sorry if that upsets you.

--75th & Madison

Overheard by: Anne

Italian mobster, after turning down wrong aisle: Oh, sugar!

--Duane Reade, Fulton St

Overheard by: tj