Wednesday One-Liners Are Always True to You in Their Fashion

Girl on cell: Well, how would Mom know what to do? Back in the old days a woman who slept with your husband never baked you a pie!

--5th Ave

Overheard by: at a loss

Guy: Man, I've been married two days and I want to cheat!

--W 4th St station

Overheard by: noseinabook

Chick on cell: Oh my god, now they're fighting... Yes! She's screaming at him in the middle of street! No, she has no idea we got back together... I don't know, but it's really creepy -- it's like she knew we'd be here this morning -- she walked in like two minutes after we did... Oh my god, she's coming in! Quick, get down here and make out with me so she thinks I'm a lesbian!

--Starbucks, Union Square

Overheard by: That works...

Guy at table: ... And I've got my finger in another guy's wife's pussy, basically...

--Outside Starbucks, Cooper Union

Overheard by: Paul

Woman on cell: I apologize in advance, but you know I love you. And if you weren't married, I'd be in love with you.

--35th & Lenox, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Rei

Middle-aged lady on cell: Okay, honey, bye-bye. I still love you even though you have a wife and kid.

--JetBlue flight, JFK runway