But for Quickie Sex or Puking, I'd Recommend the Third Floor

Tourist lady: Excuse me, do you work here?
Employee: Yes, ma'am. Can I help you?
Tourist lady: Yes. Where are the toilets, please?
Employee: Up the escalators and take a left.
Tourist lady: Thank you. Number one or number two?
Employee: Well... You can do either, ma'am...

--Toys "R" Us, Times Square