Lucky the Conservancy's Hot Guy Squad Roams the Park

Chick: My worst nightmare would be if I passed out drunk in the park and woke up to somebody fingering me.
Hoochie friend: Actually, that doesn't seem that bad... How about if the guy is hot?
Girl: Well, I guess it's not really that bad after all...

--A train platform, 14th St

Overheard by: On Platform