It's Too Hard Pretending to Be Who I Already Am

Metrosexual: Have you gone to that hair salon I told you about?
Scruffy artist: I walked by...
Metrosexual: It's beautiful.
Scruffy artist: I can't go in. It's too hipster.
Metrosexual: No! It's anti-hipster.
Scruffy artist: Well, I can't do the cultural math.

--Ft Greene apartment building lobby