If They Were Designer Genital Warts, I'd Reconsider...

Chick #1: What's wrong, sweetie?
Chick #2: Well, for the past few weeks I've had... [lowers voice] genital warts.
Chick #1: Oh my god, sweetie. I'm so sorry. [Goes to hug friend, then stops] Oh, wait. We probably shouldn't touch.

--Knockoff purse stall, Chinatown

Overheard by: Kelly



Headline by: Mike Chmiel

Runners-Up:
· "Don't worry - circle, circle, dot, dot takes care of everything" - Melissa
· "I probably shouldn't be sleeping with your boyfriend either." - Rachel
· "Or we could just not hug with our vaginas" - Matt
· "We also should avoid rubbing our genitals on the same doorknob" - Mdan


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