Child, after hurting himself: Jesus!
Grandma: Oh, no. Don’t say that tonight.
Child: Christ! –Seder, UWS Overheard by: bobby bo bobby Headline by: AL Runners-Up: · “Sawww-eee.” – Sameer · “All that colorful Yiddish I taught you, and this is the best you can do?” – MB · “Blasphemy is allah the same to me” – Yugan · “Either way, it’s still not kosher” – Peter · “Wait until after we kill him” – bobofthejungle
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