Lady on cell: … And now I find out that I’m living a double life. –Waverly & 6th Overheard by: Surfer Dude #1 Fake blonde: Just get it. You only live once a year. –Food Emporium Overheard by: jason Conductor: Because of construction this train will be making express stops. The MTA reminds all passengers that to better serve our customers construction will be going on for the rest of your lives. –F train, Jay St/Borough Hall Overheard by: Robert Man to teary-eyed daughter: What’s not important? A camel. What is important? Our lives. –Starbucks, 42nd St Overheard by: burnsides