Woman: I do better in a wig than I do in flat shoes. –125th St station Chick: So, last night I ended up drinking a lot. I woke up this morning with bowling shoes on. My regular shoes were gone… –Columbia University Overheard by: Sully Little boy: Mommy, those boots are a fashion no-no. –N train Eight-year-old boy: I like his shoes. Someone get me a knife! –Bronx-bound 1 train Bimbette: It’s like stripping is, like, the new Ugg boot. –14th & 1st Overheard by: Laura Hughes 10-year-old boy: Let’s get some shoes. Oh my god, shoes! –Midtown Woman to man: If you’re hot enough to wear shorts, you’re not cool enough to wear boots. It’s a double standard. –Broadway, near Wall St Overheard by: Just right, apparently