Dude to woman: You can’t talk about the second dimension, but you can talk about sewing?! –12th & 4th Overheard by: Joy Asian woman to boyfriend: I am not going to talk about having a threesome with you and your clone on the train! –Brooklyn-bound F train Overheard by: Ann Chick on cell: … Talking about the apocalypse, but they were really laid back people. –Barnard College Lady: I can’t even talk to you for seven minutes, and you’re about to be my husband! –Union Square Woman on cell: I know you’re full of muscle relaxants and want to chat, but I can’t talk right now. Just take a picture of it and email it to me. –57th & 6th Overheard by: Withnail Girl: Oh! Funny story — I was talking to my therapist about suicide yesterday… –13th & 6th Overheard by: gigglesnort