Lady on cell: I’m not high maintenance — I just brush my teeth! –F train Overheard by: AmityAmity Big guy on cell: My son swore to us when he was 15 that he would name his first child Toofbrush. He’s 21 now and I remind him of that every day… Who the hell knows? Every time I searched his room I found enough pot to cure the whole world’s glaucoma. –JetBlue flight 11 Overheard by: Big Larry Woman on cell: So, wait… The plastic surgeon had his teeth removed? –12th & 1st Overheard by: Grace Girl on cell: I think I forgot my toothpaste at home. Can you mail it to me tomorrow? –LIRR Overheard by: Meg Woman: In 25 minutes you can bake 24 cupcakes. In that time you can take a shit or brush your teeth. –Apartment 138, Cobble Hill, Brooklyn Overheard by: Hmmm… do I still want those cupcakes? Junkie to stoned girlfriend: Yo, you lucky I know somethin’ ’bout teeth or else you woulda ain’t had no teeth left. I woulda put a shot in yo’ mouth, I woulda took out all yo’ teeth, and put a box in yo’ mouth. –1 train Overheard by: Lauren Marks