Guy to girlfriend: I just threw up Captain Crunch for you! I just tossed some Rice Krispies! –BED club Overheard by: Vikas Suit on cell: No, I didn’t say you vomited on your shoes, I said who vomited on your shoes! –14th & 6th JAP: Honestly, if I have to hear about one more candlelight vigil for Darfur I might throw up. –8th & University Girl to guy: Oh my god, I could totally throw up on you right now. –Baruch College, 25th & Lex Angry mom holding small plastic bag under small boy’s mouth: Vomit! Vomit! Vomit! Vomit! –W 57trh St Overheard by: Susan Volchok