She's Dating This Guy

Teen girl #1: Yeah, Florida is totally North of New York.
Teen girl #2: Are you kidding me? No, it's not.
Teen girl #1: Yeah, it is! I mean, like, you drive North to the airport, right? And South of New York is just, like... water.
Teen girl #2, staring in disbelief: Wow.

--5th Ave

Overheard by: Shocked