Knowing There Are Only Two Halves Is Half the Battle

Big black lady #1: Have you been to that new Queens mall?
Big black lady #2: No.
Big black lady #1: Half the people be shoppin', half of 'em be watchin' people, and I don't even know 'bout the other half. It gets so damn crowded!

--1 train

Overheard by: No Kidding