Jim Henson's Charles Manson Babies!

Little boy stabbing balloon man with a balloon sword: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Balloon man: Goodbye! Be good, everyone!
Little boy, still stabbing: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

--Central Park

Overheard by: Rick Felice



Headline by: Matthew

Runners-Up:
· "And if that doesn't do it, I challenge you to water pistols at dawn!" - Cynthia
· "Except you, kid. You go fuck yourself." - ImmaculatePizza
· "He Who Lives By The Balloon..." - Hobo Whisperer
· "You too, Brutus." - Aeirlys


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