Wednesday One-Liners Long to Be Thought of As "Sexy"

Girl watching Oscars: Oh my god, I love Scorsese! He's so cute. I just want to have him in my pocket.

--10th & 5th

Seven-year-old girl on cell: Oh my gosh, Carrie! In Macy's my mom just bought me the cutest Coach bag and matching scarf!

--34th St

Overheard by: georgia

Teen girl: Dude, whatever... Some bums are really cute!

--10th & 7th, Brooklyn

Overheard by: oliver

Latino goth muscle-man to girl: I know, but, like, spiritually? Emotionally? I have the cutest, pinkest little vagina [makes triangle formation with fingers over crotch]... And it's tight.

--F train

Overheard by: meg

Dean of Students' Services to third year student: You'd make a cute pregnant woman.

--Columbia Law School

Girl: I think having a cunt is cute!

--15th & 6th

Overheard by: Oh my