Girl watching Oscars: Oh my god, I love Scorsese! He’s so cute. I just want to have him in my pocket. –10th & 5th Seven-year-old girl on cell: Oh my gosh, Carrie! In Macy’s my mom just bought me the cutest Coach bag and matching scarf! –34th St Overheard by: georgia Teen girl: Dude, whatever… Some bums are really cute! –10th & 7th, Brooklyn Overheard by: oliver Latino goth muscle-man to girl: I know, but, like, spiritually? Emotionally? I have the cutest, pinkest little vagina [makes triangle formation with fingers over crotch]… And it’s tight. –F train Overheard by: meg Dean of Students’ Services to third year student: You’d make a cute pregnant woman. –Columbia Law School Girl: I think having a cunt is cute! –15th & 6th Overheard by: Oh my