Creepy Casanova: Want to hear the worst pick up line ever? ‘Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?’

–Bronx High School of Science

Overheard by: LSB

Sassy Goldilocks: Honey, my porridge is juuust right.

–Karma bar

Overheard by: Nunez

Gym rat to gym bunny: Dude, sneezing is, like, the best feeling in the world, and the worst feeling is not sneezing.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Girl with slightly broader perspective on life

Hardhat to jogger chick: Man, I’ll buy you a steak dinner. I’ll even pay for it.

–13th & 3rd

Blonde chick: So, then he was like, ‘What side do you like to take it from, and, ummm, do you have herpes?’

–Kenmare & Lafayette

Girl on cell: Yeah, and so this really tall half-Indian guy in the subway goes to me, ‘I must say, those are beautiful flowers in your hair…’ Which basically means, ‘Those are beautiful tits on your chest,’ but it was still really sweet of him.

–Fashion Institute of Technology

Worst nerd-flirt ever: Have you ever had goats’ milk squirted in your eye? I have.

–NYU Health Center