Dad: Son, I gotta ask — do you think George Lucas has your best interests at heart? –Central Park West Overheard by: Shona Riddell Fat eight-year-old boy with lisp: … And that’s why I’m starting a petition to get Don Imus back on the air. –Times Square 30-something jumping up and down: Oh my god! Leonardo DiCaprio totally just made eye contact with me! —The Gardener of Eden premier, Tribeca Film Festival Overheard by: And omigod, I totally just saw his hair! Hipster: So, this girl came up to us and asked us if we were art fags. Anyway, long story short, I had sex with her in Richard Gere’s rooftop Zen garden. –Union Square Pooper on cell: You like Rosie O’Donnell and listen to Madonna — I know what you are… I really do love my wife, and I love your dick, too, but I hate it when it squirts at me. –Restroom, Radisson Hotel, 32nd St Overheard by: j