Man: Would you rather have a hat made of spiders or penises for fingers? –93rd & 2nd Overheard by: Steve Woman on cell: She told me she felt like a pecan pie covered in roaches. Isn’t that weird? So I told her, ‘Honey, it’s time to call the exterminator.’ –Smith & Warren St, Cobble Hill, Brooklyn Hobo: You’re nothing but a flea on a tick’s ass! –18th & Park Hippie: So, I’m standing there naked and this roach is sizing up my junk… –Shuttle Overheard by: Capitalist Pig Chick on cell: … Well, if you didn’t throw spiders at him… –15th & 7th Cube dweller: I think spiders would like my head — so much empty space to crawl around in. –Butterick Building, NYU School of Law Overheard by: missing in action