Yuppie chick on cell: Yeah, she’s going to Paris. Did you also know that she’s retarded? –Park Row Building Overheard by: City Hall Male actor: Personally, I don’t care much for movies about retarded people. –Broadway & Spring Fiancé mashing up dog food: There are certain jobs I think retarded people would love to do… –Madison Ave Overheard by: Baffled fiancée Sweet chick: If you want to see me cry, show me retarded kids playing sports — that gets me every time. –Restaurant Biotech on cell: I mean, he just doesn’t make any sense. If you’re going to be retarded, at least be consistently retarded. –115th & Broadway