Yuppie chick on cell: Yeah, she’s going to Paris. Did you also know that she’s retarded?

–Park Row Building

Overheard by: City Hall

Male actor: Personally, I don’t care much for movies about retarded people.

–Broadway & Spring

Fiancé mashing up dog food: There are certain jobs I think retarded people would love to do…

–Madison Ave

Overheard by: Baffled fiancée

Sweet chick: If you want to see me cry, show me retarded kids playing sports — that gets me every time.

–Restaurant

Biotech on cell: I mean, he just doesn’t make any sense. If you’re going to be retarded, at least be consistently retarded.

–115th & Broadway