Comedy club guy: Yay, comedy! Yay, booze! Girl, don’t you walk away from me. I will follow you all over New York if I have to. Now take a flyer.

–Times Square

Overheard by: GregumsdaGreggy

Hawker: Yes, I am an angel of the Lord… AM New York! AM New York, here!

–Columbus Circle

Overheard by: Fourth Axiom

Flyer guy: Free Mets schedules! Get your free Mets schedule! Spring is here! Mets are here! Wish I wasn’t.

–Union Square

Overheard by: you and me both, buddy

Street hawker: Take it — slit your wrists with it, roll your drugs in it — I don’t care. Just take it.

–43rd & 7th

Comedy promoter: Colorful paper! Free colorful paper! Use it to wipe your ass!

–Times Square

Vendor: Daily News! One for 25 cents, three for a dollar!

–33rd & 7th

Overheard by: Sara Gabriela

Metro paper guy: Ladies and gentlemen, if you miss this bus it will be a seven to ten-minute wait… Get your free Metro paper here! Awww, no one even gives a shit about what I’m sayin’.

–23rd & Park

Overheard by: much-too-much