Filthy rich lady: Darling, you must get a private jet. We just don’t fly commercial anymore. –Armory Art Show, 66th & Park Saleswoman: Well, you can’t really compare a 16-hundred-dollar haircut to a 15-dollar one. –C.O. Bigelow, 9th & 6th Overheard by: Joey Gillis Yuppie teen in wheel: Dude, we should totally start hanging out with public school kids. Not the ghetto ones, but, like — you know, the cool ones. –Central Park Overheard by: Eri Little brat: But Mo-ooom, seven hundred dollars is not that much for a pair of shoes! –89th & Broadway Overheard by: Maddi Old suit: You should really make at least a hundred grand a year to live in Manhattan. You know, la crème de la crème . And if you can’t deal with that you should move to Jersey City with the Indians and the Asians. –Theatre lobby Sorority girl: No, it’s not like that. It’s just, like, he’s from Greece… And there’s, like, not a lot of rich people there… –13th & 1st Overheard by: Heather Old lady employee : Oh, I want to be adopted by a nice rich family! –F.A.O. Schwartz Overheard by: fao