Got Any Sack-Hygiene Tips?

Frat boy #1: So, this chick loves to suck my balls.
Frat boy #2: Dude, you told us that, like, seven times.
Frat boy #3: Yeah, I'm beginning to think you're lying.
Frat boy #1: But now I gotta really lather up down there.

--Pool bar

Overheard by: Scotched