Blaming Everything on PMS Is #2

Thugette #1: Man, where the fuck am I gonna get a prom dress and after-party outfit? You know, I should just sell crack! Ain't nobody gonna stop me!
Thugette #2: Yeah, that's the best part about being a girl.

--Q46 bus

Overheard by: DaraDay



Headline by: Zorak

Runners-Up:
· "By the way, are you free to babysit that night?" - bobofthejungle
· "Miracle of birth ain't got nothin' on pushin'" - Erin
· "Sugar and Crack and Everything Whack" - The Trayster
· "The Third Wave of Feminism Wants Its Money, Bitch" - clevecinema
· "Well, Other Than the Multiple Orgasms..." - Teppy


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