Thugette #1: Man, where the fuck am I gonna get a prom dress and after-party outfit? You know, I should just sell crack! Ain’t nobody gonna stop me!
Thugette #2: Yeah, that’s the best part about being a girl. –Q46 bus Overheard by: DaraDay Headline by: Zorak Runners-Up: · “By the way, are you free to babysit that night?” – bobofthejungle · “Miracle of birth ain’t got nothin’ on pushin'” – Erin · “Sugar and Crack and Everything Whack” – The Trayster · “The Third Wave of Feminism Wants Its Money, Bitch” – clevecinema · “Well, Other Than the Multiple Orgasms…” – Teppy
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