And Be Ignored

Teen boy in suit: Wow, look at that cute girl!
Teen boy with rolling book bag: Oh, yeah... I'd like to walk next to that.

--Citibank, Forest Hills



Headline by: Trey

Runners-Up:
· "And then I'd hold the fuck out of her hand" - NJgal
· "Chicks dig my sweet wheels" - Marissa
· "I Would Awkwardly Avoid Eye Contact with That Like A Motherfucker" - Leland
· "I'd Carry Her Books So Hard" - Barry P.
· "I'd stick my pen in that pocket protector!" - wannabenyc


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