Teen boy: I was laughing ’cause this girl had no legs… –175th & Ft. Washington Latina on cell: Who died? Anna? How!? Hahaha! Finally. –Jefferson & Wyckoff, Ridgewood Dude: And she’s mad at me, ’cause I, like, kept telling her she sucked last week. –Hunter College High School Overheard by: i would be too Blonde lady: I mean, it was only fun to tease the homeless woman for so long. –1 train Overheard by: Ein Ladle Suit on Blackberry: I don’t give a fuck about other countries. To be honest, I only really give a fuck about myself. Starving black kids, welfare moms… Fuckin’ A! What gives? –12th & 4th Overheard by: Galen Chick: I really wish he’d lost his whole finger — that’s what he deserves. –Whole Foods salad bar, Time Warner Center