Coworker: Heiser… Wasn’t that Hitler’s last name? –Public library Overheard by: Apparently I’m related to that guy Lady in line: What’s the difference between french fries and cheese fries? –Shake Shack Overheard by: cheese connoisseur Confused German tourist: Is this the meatloaf district? –14th & 9th Overheard by: blistexaddict Guy: What is the opposite of September? –Law firm, Lexington Avenue Girl: Wait… Was Hurricane Katrina a tsunami? –Francis School, Staten Island Clueless girl to captain of the schooner Adirondack: So, like, is Adirondack a girl’s name or something? –Hudson River Overheard by: glad I’m not her daughter Woman leaving the subway: I still don’t get it. Is the subway a train or a bus? –Museum of Natural History subway station Overheard by: dinoman