Bearded intellectual: So apparently a hundred and thirty scientists worldwide have decided that there is such a thing as climate change and that we are causing it. I have to write an article on it, and it’s my job to bury it. ‘Cause this is gonna be all over the news. Well, let’s hope for global warming, because then we’ll all have beach-front property. –6 train Overheard by: tanechka Middle-aged guy on cell: I am happy to announce that there is no global warming! –Columbus Circle Overheard by: It was 70 degrees in January… Girl reading an ad on a bus stop: Do nothing… Save the world from global warming… I definitely prefer the former. –Broadway near Lincoln Center Climate change enthusiast: If this is global warming, bring it on. Bring it on! –79th & Park Man on cell: I just wanted to let you know that in light of global warming, I’m no longer going to be using toilet paper, like Sheryl Crow. –58th & 7th Overheard by: freckles American Airlines pilot, landing after a blizzard: Well, we’ve just received word from the tower that global warming has been called off. –JFK Overheard by: Soapnana