Guy to his terrified date: Damn, I want to do you. Really, we should go back to my place. We’re hot, we’d be hot together, people would pay to watch us fuck. –Union Square Security guard to teen boy who set off the metal detector: Whoa, drop it like it’s hot, baby. –Checkpoint at JFK Ghetto teen: Nigga said his penis was hotter than a microwave. –A train, 168 St Late-20s woman on cell: Am I getting old? Not picking up hot Frenchmen who offer me drugs? –The Four Seasons Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy Chick on cell: Yes, but you’re a hot creepy stranger. –Harlem Overheard by: Ladle