She Had a Featured Solo in Backside Story

Man, during intermission of Chicago: Did you see the chorus girl with the long auburn hair?
Woman: Yeah?
Man: I'm pretty sure I've seen her in porn on the internet.
Woman, annoyed: Well, when we get home maybe you can find out for sure.
Man: I'm not saying she can't sing!

--Ambassador Theatre, W 49th

Overheard by: Big Larry