Father to kids cupping statue’s penis: Come on, girls, it’s time to leave. You’ll be lesbians before you know it. –Time Warner Center Lesbian to pal: We could be the next big hit! Lesbians on ice! –Times Square Overheard by: Putting on her Ice Skating Shoes Lesbian: You’re upset that the woman could tell we’re dykes. I’m upset that she insulted us because we’re dykes. –16th & 1st Drunk redhead trying to hail C train: A hot dog in the hand is worth two lesbians in the bush. –207th St station Hobo: Beware the lesbians! They feed at sundown! –E/V platform, 5th Ave