Suit: … But then I’d just be one big, walking boob! –Grand Central Overheard by: uh what? Hipster chick: Oh my god, I know! Chad told me I have to show him my boobs before we graduate, and that’s, like, only a month away! –118th & Broadway Overheard by: sapphirebluemica Ghetto tourist man looking at Maidenform billboard: Breasts! Breasts on a billboard! –35th & 7th Overheard by: Moses 19-year-old girl: I am not leaving here without black ballet flats and breasts. –Bathroom line, Macy’s Little boy: Look, Mommy, Shrek has titties! –AMC, Bay Plaza Overheard by: Mel & Damee Boyfriend to angry girlfriend: I didn’t say you had an awkward body! I said you had awkward breasts! –Camp, Cobble Hill