Woman holding small dog: Kiss him. His mouth smells like poopie. –9th St & Ave A Drunk chick: I kissed Kaitlyn on the tongue, and now I have herpes in my mouth. –Outside The Grand, 58th St Conductor: To the individual outside kissing the train: Please stop. –LIRR Overheard by: Dan Girl: But he didn’t even kiss me at the club! We didn’t kiss until the hospital, and it wasn’t even a real kiss. I kissed him and he didn’t kiss me back. –Café, Union Square Professor: Like I told you, kiss my white ass! –NYU