Ghetto college kid: God put me on this Earth to make sure every woman cums! –Brooklyn-bound B train Overheard by: Not coming Man to friend: Being a vet involves more than just having orgasms at animal shows with puppies. –10th & 3rd Overheard by: Becky Queer on cell: Yeah, so, I’m on my computer surfing the Internet last night and my roommate walks over and just cums in my face… Yeah, no, it was totally random. –14th & 6th Chick on cell: If I cum while eating, you can bet you’ll get a text! –Harlem Overheard by: Hott Bi Luvr Senile lady with cane, to no one: All you girls think about is orgasms. –15th & 5th Overheard by: Morgan Professor, pointing at student: … And we all know that Kyle* gets off on electronic media. –NYU Geek: Every time Darwin mentions the natural economy, I orgasm. –Columbia University