Thug to friends: Look, whatever, but I have never found myself with a girl who has no face. –Columbia University Thug: Yo, I got a huge blunt in my pocket… Oh, wait, that’s my inhaler. –Q train Overheard by: djingo Thug: Fuck that. Fuck that, nigga! If Bill Gates offered me 20 billion dollars to suck his cock, I’d swallow. Fuck. –Brooklyn College Overheard by: I would, too. Thug athlete, after soccer game: You always be playin’ that shit. You play that shit here, you play that shit in basketball, you play that shit in choir… –Prospect Park Overheard by: this guy Thug on cell: I don’t know where I was, but they’s Germans everywhere in this hood! They on my left, right. Damn! [Looks around anxiously] Now I know how Patton felt, son! –14th & Driggs Teen thug to friend: Yo, man, have you looked at a map of Manhattan? Know what that shit looks like?! –W 79th Overheard by: Nikki W.