Hobo: Pretty soon this gon’ be a paper-less world. I’ll help you… Gimme all your paper money. I bring you to the future. –Outside CVS, Lex Teen girl: Of course there were credit cards in the ’50s. How else would they have gotten their money from the ATMs? –Starbucks Overheard by: Hans Hipster boy to hipster girl: Yeah, remember that time we stuck to our principles? We got screwed out of a shitload of cash! –Macy’s Overheard by: Steph Articulate crazy man: Make money the old-fashioned way: put mercenaries on your payroll! –6 train Overheard by: Interested. Very interested. Conductor: To the person who lost a roll of cash held together with a rubber band, come see me. I found the rubber band. –A train, 59th St Overheard by: John Fat old guy to pal: You’re either going to hurt yourself, hurt someone else, or lose all of us millions of dollars. –8th & 7th, Park Slope Overheard by: Julian Bennett Holmes Thug handing 20-dollar bill to clerk: Be careful! Let it dry — I just made that. –Deli, 137th & Broadway