Lady suit: What are you gonna do about it? What are you going to do about the post-modernism on my forehead? –Starbucks, The Villiage Girl on cell: No, no… I don’t think you understand — my hips are two different sizes! You don’t know what this is going to do to my self-esteem. –Columbia University Overheard by: i should have gone to harvard Chick on cell: … Yes, it’s coming out of my abdomen… –Washington Square South Overheard by: Tyler Wifey to hubby, looking at statue: They got the knees just right! You know how I’ve been looking at my knees a lot? –The Met Overheard by: sweetchuck Skinny tween boriqua: Yo, I’m gonna take all the fat from my stomach and put it on my ass. –231st & Broadway Overheard by: KK Hot chick: Well, you don’t have arm testicles. –East Houston St, near BHSEC MTA lady to another: She got a lot o’ heart for a pussy! –4/5/6 train underpass, 59th St