Hobo to girl on cell: Marry me! [Girl shakes her head.] Chicken! –8th & Broadway Black guy on cell: You ain’t no spring chicken, and you ain’t no Donald Trump. You gotta be considerate. You gotta stick it inside that girl. –8th & Broadway Overheard by: Barbara Black guy to stubborn pigeon: Bird, don’t think I won’t fuck you up. –61st St Overheard by: bill r Lady: She could be humping a chicken for all I care… –1 train Overheard by: ChiChi Blonde: She is the last person that should be allowed to live next to a rooster. –W 45th & Broadway Overheard by: MW