I Won the Trifecta

Short man: So, my therapist told me to take off my clothes and look into the mirror.
Tall woman: Why?
Short man: To confront my inner midget.
Tall woman: Your inner what?
Short man: Midget.
Tall woman: Don't you think that's potentially offensive to midgets?
Short man: Why? Some people are paranoid, some are neurotic, some are short.

--Tea Lounge, 7th Ave & 10th St, Park Slope