How about Astroglide Aston?

Sixth-grade boy #1: What's my stripper name?
Sixth-grade boy #2: Sexy Frank.
Sixth-grade boy #3: No! The names have to have assonance!
Sixth-grade boy #2: My name is Horny Harry!
Sixth-grade boy #1: I'm Lubricant Liam!

--121 Lincoln Pl, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Anna