Fucking Electronic Ankle Bracelet

Clerk #1: Dang, girl, that old man just bought his self some condoms, and he had a wedding ring, so I know he be cheatin' on his wife!
Clerk #2: Girl, that ain't nothin'! Yesterday there was a guy in here buying himself some Trojans, and he was so fine I wanted to follow him right outta here!

--Brooklyn

Overheard by: and I ain't fine?