Tourist mom: Excuse me, miss, do you know how to get back to Manhattan?
Hipster girl: I’m sorry, I don’t really have the energy to give you fake directions right now. –Brooklyn-bound F train Headline by: null Runners-Up: · “…Between the emphysema from the clove cigarettes and the anemia from cutting myself.” – invisible girl · “And if I give real ones, I lose my hipster certification” – AmyS · “But for $5, I’ll Pretend to Mock Your Fat Children” – Debra, the Barmaid Blog · “I’m saving it all for defending my bitchy ass in Brooklyn” – knumb · “When in doubt, Swim” – 6th Floor Blogger
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