Loud old lady: I pray for death every day, because if you pray for death, you will never die. –Metro-North train Guy giving directions to friend: I think it’s near the corner where we saw that lady get killed. –W 32nd St, near 6th Ave Overheard by: Personally, I would avoid that corner. Man on cell: No, you have to hide the body. –33rd & Madison Overheard by: alex Man on cell: I don’t know! He just called me up and said that I owe him 50 grand and that he’s coming to kill me… Yeah, I told him I have no idea what he’s talking about, but he said he’s coming to kill me anyway. –77th & Broadway Man, about his time in halfway house: Murderers are just the nicest people, you know? I mean, they really understand human suffering. –F train Shabby guy on cell: Why should I be the only man that never died from a piece of ass? –55th & Madison